My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
Bang-toberfest begins!!
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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