swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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