I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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