so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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