it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
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It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
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130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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