what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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