That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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