Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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