Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
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Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
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And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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