If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
I woke up under a house in Key West
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