3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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