yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
Randomize
