at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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