I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
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