Whatcha textin bout Willis?
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
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Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
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I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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