dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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