she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Randomize
