So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
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