Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
Randomize
