One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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