i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
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