I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
he puts the penis in happiness.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
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