Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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