Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
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