hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
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told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
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Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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