Don't you send me to vm
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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