the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
It is 3am. I'm at a pizzeria with my 4 friends. The one to my right is throwing up on herself, the one to my left is crying hysterically by herself, the one in front of me is passed out on the table, and the other is trying to find a taxi and I'm pretty sure a guy is sticking his hand up her skirt. Tourists are taking pictures. Help me.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
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Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
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Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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