ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
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well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
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You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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