Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
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