did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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