Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
time to smoke my breakfast
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
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