Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
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