Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
Sober January is a disaster.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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