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Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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