I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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