WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
honey bunches of taint.
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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