you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
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