I bet he comes in French.
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
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