You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
I currently don't understand fingers.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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