I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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