Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
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for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
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Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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