There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
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he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
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Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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