that's an acceptable place to lick
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
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tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
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Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
i think my cat just said my name.
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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