so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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