discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
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The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
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YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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