I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
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