can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
i will never coherently bang her
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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