Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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