She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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