I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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