remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
oh god was she eating orange peels again
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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