on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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