I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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