...so i touched it.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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