I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
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His apartment number was 69. I had to.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
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I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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