i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
I want to have your abortion
Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
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the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
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theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
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