so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
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My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
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Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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