This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
Randomize
