Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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