i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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