How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
My pussy is not your playground.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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