we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
there was a trapeze. enough said
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
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