there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
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in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
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Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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